and Fancy Free

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According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.


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do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
Love her

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 
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"I want to be a captain in the ESU— it’s New York’s equivalent of a Swat Team. You know how a lot of kids grow up watching cartoons, and dreaming of being super heroes so that they can save people? Well, I never grew out of that.""So what’s your super power?""I’m good at making contingency plans. Like when Batman made a contingency plan in case any member of the Justice League went rogue.""So what’s been your greatest contingency plan so far?""I didn’t get into the school of my choice, so I’m in community college now."

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Newest member of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Incorporated. #nupe #kappaeta #nonegreater #probate  Go follow my bae. ❤️ @_mozie_ @_mozie_ @_mozie_

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every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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