My name is Alexis and I really like to post photos that are silly, or gorgeous and most of all, make me feel something. So expect randomness, and a lot of it. Feel free to browse around and find something that describes you or how you're feeling. You're beautiful, friend, and I hope you think this blog is, too!

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sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

(Source: charlottefairchildbranwell)