Footloose and Fancy Free

Sherlock & Molly

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:48:40 -0400

Sherlock & Molly

fallingaroundagain: lupeylycan: un-balanc-ed: thatwrongthing: this shirt would fit if it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:16:59 -0400

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:16:24 -0400

Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
.... : Exactly.

pluckypalaeontologist: sillyunicorntime: dieceased: daiyaoowada: I told my government class...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:14:30 -0400

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

lcate: perseaus: when i’m married my partner and i will have: morning sex afternoon sex dinner...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:14:02 -0400

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

morning sex

afternoon sex

dinner sex

after meal sex

i made pancakes sex

good morning sex

they kids are at school sex

shower sex

bored sex

make up sex

break up sex

obama won sex

romney lost sex

monday sex

tuesday sex

wednesday sex

thursday sex

friday sex

saturday sex

monday sex

there is nothing on tv sex

i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus

rupsidaisy: Some of u believe the dumbest stuff posted on here and you won’t double check its...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:13:20 -0400

rupsidaisy:

Some of u believe the dumbest stuff posted on here and you won’t double check its astounding

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:13:15 -0400

mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:12:02 -0400

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

1500hp: babygirlminaj: 1500hp: i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:11:57 -0400

1500hp:

babygirlminaj:

1500hp:

i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card

what about his dick

if it is made out of money i dont mind holding it

blastortoise: wow why did i upload two pictures of the same...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:11:45 -0400

blastortoise:

wow why did i upload two pictures of the same person my computer is jacked up I guess

how to give an awful handjob

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:52 -0400

listinthings:

be unaware of where the penis is

scream into the penis

use the back of your hand

slap the penis and call it “buddy”

condescend to the penis

set your hand on fire

mond0: breaks a crayola crayon in half HCK the haters!!! stomps on a caprisun pouch*

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:43 -0400

mond0:

*breaks a crayola crayon in half* H*CK the haters!!! *stomps on a caprisun pouch*

peclro: i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:26 -0400

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

stacysdad: chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:02 -0400

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

rabioheab: mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:09:08 -0400

rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:08:35 -0400

popcornmassacre: every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:55 -0400

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: stand: I I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN i understand THEN...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:40 -0400

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

rumour: I didnt know bronys wanted to fuck ponys i thought they justl iked the show im going to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:26 -0400

rumour:

I didnt know bronys wanted to fuck ponys i thought they justl iked the show im going to kill myself

mellarkish: You know those people that are so pretty that even when they make a weird face as a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:21 -0400

mellarkish:

You know those people that are so pretty that even when they make a weird face as a joke they’re still attractive and